Sea Kittens: They look so good on the BBQ :)

Since it is summer I thought I'd do a post in accordance with summer food, one of them being fish. People like to have Fish and Chips on the beach (I know I d0), or enjoy a nice crab dinner (not fish I know but same topic) or something like that.

So what better way to enjoy summer by mocking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), a bunch of crazy nutballs who value animal life over humans. Why PETA? Well they are very easy to make fun of, even easier then Twilight.

Today I am going to share with you some Sea Kitten stories. Actually before we being, what IS a Sea Kitten? Well it's very simple: FISH! Or according to PETArds. Yes! PETA thinks they are so high and mighty that they have to go and rename the friggin' animal to make it sound more cute, so people won't eat them *pauses for laugh*. Riiiight.

Anyway, Let's Begin! These are found in the Sea Kitten bedtime stories section of the PETA Sea Kitten site...if you care.

Our first story is called: SUMMA CUM LAUDE (I am immature and I think that is funny sounding)

"Tony the Trout is the smartest Sea Kitten in his school. Already litter trained at 2 months, Tony went on to double-major in Neuroscience and environmental studies at Clamford University, eventualy graduating with honors.

When Tony is caught and fed to a precious young child who, having eaten one murcery filled Sea Kitten too many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not loss to him."

Well if he was SMART he wouldn't have gotten CAUGHT!

The fish in Finding Nemo* are smarter then these "FISH".

Disturbed yet? Let's read another!

SNUGGLE BUDDIES

"Tara the Tuna is frisky and playful, and she loves to squeeze herself into tight spaces and snuggle up to her Sea Kitten pals.

But the conditions at the Sea Kitten factory farm where she lives are too cramped even for Tara. With no room to swim around and no chance to escape, Tara looks forward to the end."

Gotta love emo fish. Sooo..what happened? The picture at the start of this story shows that she is in the open ocean hiding out in a small chest. And then suddenly she's in the factory farm. Was she brought there?

Oh why the Hell am I digging into a Fantasy story? Read the rest on your own time.

So what does this all mean? That we should stop eating Sea Kittens and instead eat Land Kittens?

PETA, we understand you are trying to control the fucking world. We get it...now go eat your sawdust.